"Paranoid?! I'm not paranoid!!!! You're just plotting against me, aren't you!? Yeah!! Plotting.....just...like..everyone..else.....
"you keep typing 'fiends'"
"Correct him next time he misprununces something."
"Let's set off the one [a firework] that goes up and goes bang!"
If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
"Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer"
There are no passengers on spaceship earth, only crew.
People's lives do pass before their eyes before they die.
Please to bathe in the tub.
"If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut."
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
"Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done right."
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much."
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
He who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger.
The Light at the end of the tunnel is a flamethrower.
!SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET!
Books, movies & tv....
All that is gold does not glitter,
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
-J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord Of The Rings.
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.
"...let him not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall."
"He called it the Piecemaker. He'd only used it once, down at the Butts. Vimes had seen a target vanish. So had the targets on either side of it, the earth bank behind it, and a cloud of feathers spiralling down was all that had remained of a couple of seagulls who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time- directly above Detritus"
- Terry Pratchett! Brilliant writer! This was the Fifth Elephant (yes, as in big heavy animal).
"The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it"
- Pratchett, again.
"It is our choices, Harry, far more than our abilities, that make us what we are"
- Dumbledore to Harry, The Chamber of Secrets, by Joanna Rowling.
"There is no slave who has not had a king among his ancestors, and no king who has not had a slave among his."
-Helen Keller, The Story of my Life.
"Do or do not. There is no try."
- Jedi Master Yoda (the old green alien).